Saturday, January 29, 2011

Friendships are like alcohol. You love them, they make you laugh & are just a little bit inappropriate at times.

If you have a best friend forever.

That someone who makes your stomach hurt with laughter.

That other person, who, if you two weren't so connected by everything, would almost be a couple.

That guy or girl, who can say anything to your dainty ears, no matter how outrageous, how politically incorrect, how naughty... they'll always get away with it.


Give them a hug. Or a call, and tell them that they're amazing.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Like scaffolding on a building, you will always have support.

What happened to those days of old, when I was young and so bold?

What happened to my brave young face, where did it go? Where is that place?

I feel like that, in my learning, all I’ve done is learnt a yearning…

To go back, to being young and free, I oh how I hate mature me…

Where do I go when I need help? Its like I’m wading through problem kelp.

I’m in a sea of doubt and fear, of what? I don’t know, listen dear…

I struggle fairly, you do too… This is why I ask of you…

Struggle with me, be my friend, we’ll drown together til the end.

I know it sounds rather morbid, but in fact its not so sordid.

We are a kin, a friends of type, the bestest ever its no hype.

I’ll hold your hand as we drag down, because with you, I’ll never frown.

To be alone that is a valid fear, but you won’t be when I am near.

Like a majestic whale breaching, you can bet I’ll be teaching…

That like me, you are in shit, but together we’ll get through it…

Like two peas, within a pod, I look at you and I nod…

An affirming smile for you, you see, that you and I are meant to be…

Two friends of which can hold these hands, together through these harsh harsh lands…

With support and many laughs, well tackle through, like the sturdiest of glue…

I have my doubts, I sometimes fear, that what’ll I say you’ll not want to hear…

But I think, and I remember, of us two, you are a member.

There is nothing of which we can say, of which the other will be like “HEY?!”

Because of this supernatural bond, like dinosaurs and ghosts in a pond…

We can say the most outlandish things, and with this privilege, to us it brings…

A feeling of trust and odd being, that what we’re witnessing and seeing…

Is support and a caring smile, which in the end is all worth while…

Like squids in heat, or rats that plague, together we will be so vague…

Like rocks that roll, down the hill, we’ll never falter in our will…

To look after, one another, like a bestial lion mother.

So my dear, come on down, I’ll help you go from this tired frown...

To a gradual, growing smile, where like crocodiles on the nile,

You’ll be content and cheery, no longer sad and teary…


We'll be laughing and sashaying, like a crazy lady with her cats playing.

How to deal with the hard bits...

Take a friend and talk while they listen. It works every time.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Problems are always solved when drunk on laughter!

When you are down, its hard to find,
a reason to be happy in your mind...

We sit and cry, and lull and wail,
to ourselves we paint a picture of fail...

But sometimes, I must declare,
that on ourselves we are unfair...

Sometimes in life, there are things,
we can't control and this brings...

Upon ourselves, feelings of dread,
because we can't bring home the bread...

It is a fate, we all fall to,
whether you try, it'll happen to you...

But be strong, don't falter in pace,
and soon a smile will infect your face,

Like unicorns that gallop when free,
or nude beaches will you'll find me...

Like horror movies, that spill out guts and gore,
the sad and unhappy feeling will be no more...

Like sex in a car, all squashed and weird,
like when an old man shaves his beard...

You'll find a place, or thing thats new,
that will inspire something in you...

It will start as a small light flicker,
and what's more... here's the kicker...

That feeling of happy will replace the sad,
and using 80's lingo, you'll feel "rad"

Ignore that which, upsets you,
and focus on stuff like glue...

Sunday, January 16, 2011

There once was a time...

Sometimes I wonder if people actually like me.

Sometimes I wonder if I even make an impact on others.

Sometimes I wonder if my parents ever loved me.

Sometimes I wonder why I wasn't happy for a while.

Sometimes I wonder if I am happy.

Sometimes I wonder if its possible that I am happy and I don't know it.

Sometimes I wonder if I am being dramatic.

Sometimes I wonder if i viewed my childhood in exaggeration.

Sometimes I wonder why I used to harm myself.

Sometimes I wonder Why I didn't die when I tried to kill myself.

Sometimes I wonder if I am weak.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

Sometimes I wonder if I need help.

Sometimes I wonder if I was just trying to get attention.

Sometimes I wonder... And it does me no good.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Ode To Mayes.

There is a girl, of who I know...
A girl who is, but sure to grow...

She is a wench,
of who can bench... A heart bigger than a whale!

Her eyes are glistened with saddened tears.
Her mind, it swims with doubts and fears.

But, I shout, to her I say,
Lift your chin up, it'll be ok...

Tis a life of unknown things we lead...
And what is to come is like a seed...

This love you have, it will grow,
And to this I say, you will know... That sometimes heartbreak is better.

Far and wide we search for him,
A man who makes us surely win...

The game in which we sometimes hate,
But if he wasn't there, we'd have to masturbate... A lot.

My darling, my love, my Georgia-dear...
Lift your head and promptly hear...

If things get hard, which they'll do.
No matter what happens, I'll be here for you.

To this promise I will keep.
So, at night, you may sleep.

And if for some unholy reason,
I may break my promise, and comes treason...

Know this fact, of which is true...
Jack, Libby, and your family are here for you!

So stay strong, and keep on smiling,
For it won't be long until your filing...

Past a crowd of unknown faces,
and into his arms for warm embraces...

Georgia-Love, this is for you,
Don't let life dictate what to do...

Choose your path, for you are wise,
nothing you face can create your demise.

Be cheerful and happy,
Be smily and clappy... But not the std kind.

Love and other Drugs sweeeeeets!!!